5footabstract: I am simultaneously satisfied and unsatisfied with loneliness. Solitude is a gift but so is a kiss on the thigh.
anus: this is terrifyingly fantastic
psychoticmusichead: earthnation: I FOUND IT HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLPPPP
tvverkin: when it says long lasting gum but it actually lasts for 2 minutes
I don’t chase after anyone. If you want to walk out of my life, I’ll gladly hold...– (via sadseas)
letyourjourneystart: According to chemistry, alcohol IS a solution.
methlabrador: *walks in 15 minutes late with seinfeld bassline playing*